2: A Retraction: And A Huge Screw Up!
Updated: Jun 17
Demons of Hell!
It has come to my attention that our previous intel from The Department of Human Affairs was incorrect. Humans do not, in fact, love mud and have an affinity for pretending to be sheep-dogs. Apparently the confusion was created around the term 'man', wherein our researchers confused the term with 'ham' (which is a type of earths 'sus scrofa domesticus', more commonly referred to as a pig) after watching something called a 'move-y' entitled 'Babe'.
PIGS likes mud and have an affinity for pretending to be sheep-dogs. Not humans. While this is an easy mistake to make, it is needless to say that Knick-Knack Paddywack has been fired over this mishap (I expect to see you all at the barbecue) and taking his place as Senior V.D. is the infamous Horatious Sluggy-Thorn, who will conduct further research on exactly what humans like and dislike, so as better to acquire their souls for Our Father Below. Infernal damnations until next week,
Senior Demon of Soul Entrapment, Beelzebubby (Daddy xoxo)